bugfairy:
““ Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I’m a woman’s man, no time to talk
” ”
If the signs were superheroes/villains, what would their powers be?

weirdgirl42:

earthlyheartstarrymind:

punkasszodiac:

Aries - Hero: Bullet time. You can slow down time in order to fight at an incredible speed, making it impossible to hit or shoot you. Villain: Invulnerability. You are impervious to any harm, requiring extreme measures in order to hurt you.

Taurus - Hero: Atmokinesis. You can control the weather, allowing you to control many aspects of nature itself. Villain: Seismic power. You have the ability to create seismic shocks or earthquakes at will.

Gemini - Hero: Intangibility. You have the power to be impossible to perceive by any of the senses. Villain: Molecular dissipation. You can make any object vanish into thin air and absorb its energy.

Cancer - Hero: Clairvoyance. You have the ability to perceive events that are taking place elsewhere or sense places that are not in view. Villain: Summoning. You can call animals, creatures, or otherworldly beings for assistance.

Leo - Hero: Danger sense. You are aware of approaching danger before it reveals itself. Villain: Probability manipulation. You have the power to alter the outcomes of things that require luck or the occurrence of unusual phenomena.

Virgo - Hero: Force fields. You can create transparent or invisible shields as a method of protection. Villain: Banishing. You can send a person somewhere else, usually to trap them or keep them away.

Libra - Hero: Orbing. You have the ability to teleport from place to place with magical orbs surrounding you. Villain:  Omnilingualism. You can decipher any known language and learn any being’s language, alien included, through physical touch.

Scorpio - Hero: Umbrakinesis. You can mentally repulse photons to create shadow or darkness and move objects via shadow. Villain: Possession. You are able to take control of the body and mind of someone else, temporarily leaving your own body for theirs.

Sagittarius - Hero: Cross-dimensional travel. You have the ability to travel through any alternate dimensions. Villain: Molecular combustion. You are able to speed up molecules, basically in order to blow things up.

Capricorn - Hero: Cryokinesis. You can reduce the kinetic energy of atoms in order to lower temperature. This is often used to control, generate, or absorb ice. Villain: Grim reaping. You have the ability to kill or mortally wound someone through touch.

Aquarius - Hero: Portal creation. You have the power to create wormholes in time and space. Villain: Phasing. You have the ability to pass through solid objects.

Pisces - Hero: Wishing. You have the ability to wish for anything and that wish comes true. Villain: Reality warping. This gives you the ability to change and mold reality itself.

THESE ARE SO DOPE NO LIE

this is the best sign post i’ve seen yet. i want both the powers.

secretagentawkward:
“ this was either a great marketing ploy or a fabulous accident
”

maurypovichofficial:

Protect Shia LaBeouf he’s a little weird but he’s not hurting anybody

sharingneedles:
“ this is legitimately the best moment of my entire life i feel like i need to prepare a speech
”
babyanimalposts:
“ feeling down? you need this baby animal blog
”
ninejuanjuan:
“ hello friends i am here
”

roserave:

you going to school

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me going to school

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